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Can eat my shorts!

On March 29th, 2009 at 5:18 PM at the intersection of West 39th Street and Southwest Trafficway, White Lightning was caught red handed.

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Driving to Jacobs Well one Sunday night with Lisa, I obviously ran a red light. I now owe Uncle Sam a Benjamin by the end of May.

What happened to being able to break the law and get away with it? Now everywhere I drive I am going to be scared Big Brother is going to catch me breaking the rules.

It reminds me of this episode of Arrested Development.

Gob kidnaps his dad and holds up a picture of Michael as he runs the red light. Michael then gets accused of both running the red light and kidnapping his father, a convict.

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Center My Heart

For I would love this life and to see good days.
So let me refrain my tongue from evil, my lips from speaking deceit.
Let me turn my heart towards You.

Let me seek peace and pursue it as I follow You.

For the eyes of the Lord are on the righteous and Your ears are open to their prayers.

You are open to their prayers.

You are open to our prayers.

You are open to our prayers.

Open to our prayers.

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I am down to my last 5 m&m's. Green, yellow, yellow, blue, blue.

These will last.

I didn't realize I would be in the sweetest Best Western ever on Christmas eve, so I didn't even think to bring my swimming suit to Oklahoma. If I had that everything would be different right about now. I would be soakin' it up in a hot tub with my soul mate. Or maybe with my 5 m&m's.

I spent most of the day in a car today, and I am okay with that. 

• I don't get car sick.
  
• I had a great playlist going.
• My great-grandpa kept me company.
• I worked on a second ankle warmer.

We arrived in Chickasha, Oklahoma at 6 at night, only to find my brother leaning over a toilet, puking some kind of nasty. He is okay, just not feeling too great. So we ate some pork roast while he slept in the bathroom. He sleeps with his eyes half-open too. That is creepy.

I am down to 4. Green, yellow, yellow, blue.

I spent some time with the family after dinner then head out to Best Western room 114. Christmas Eve at its finest.

But hey, at least we have a place to stay. My aunt has a house full of her kids and granddaughters. So I am glad to be in an "Inn" (for christmas wit purposes).

This past Sunday at Jacob's Well the pastor talked about Joseph's role in Jesus' birth. He really brought up some great points I hadn't thought much about. I suggest taking a listen once they put it on their website.

Green, yellow, blue.

The hotel is essentially empty. I think I could get away with some Christmas Morning skinny dipping. :)